Roast Your Colleague.
Make Their Day.
Tell us about them. We write a savage, personalized roast. Share it. €4.99 €1.99🔥 Launch price
Here's what a roast looks like:
Real output. Real savage. Real personalized.
A Roast of Dave
Senior Developer · Initech
Dave has been “almost done” with that feature for 3 weeks. Not started. Not in review. Almost done.The Schrödinger's feature that is simultaneously complete and utterly nonexistent.
His code has more comments than actual code — which would be impressive if the comments weren't just copies of the line below them, slightly rephrased to feel philosophical.
He once spent 2 hours in a standup meeting explaining why standups are inefficient. Nobody had the heart to tell him. Or the time — we all had other standups to get to.
Dave names every variable temp. Not some variables. Every variable.His codebase looks like a fridge that's been open too long. Technically still running. Nobody wants to touch it.
We wish Dave a speedy recovery from whatever affliction causes him to open 47 browser tabs and close none of them. Godspeed, king.
Yours will be just like this — but about your colleague.
🔥 Roast Someone Now →A Roast Written Just For Them
Not a template. Not a pack. A personalized roast based on their actual habits, stories, and personality.
The Personalized Roast
You fill in the details. Our AI crafts a bespoke, hilarious roast — complete with a shareable link you can drop in the group chat, read out at their leaving party, or send anonymously and watch the chaos unfold.
Three Steps to Being Funnier
So simple, even your most tech-challenged uncle could do it.
Fill the dossier
Tell us about your victim. Their job, their habits, their most embarrassing moments. The more detail, the funnier the roast.
We write it
Our AI crafts a personalized 400-word roast in your chosen tone — Gentle, Medium, or Savage. Delivered in under 30 seconds.
Share the carnage
Get a unique shareable URL. Drop it in the group chat, read it aloud, or send it anonymously. Pure chaos, immediately.
People Are Saying Things.
Mostly Good Things.
⚠️ Testimonials are real people, real reactions, wildly satirical contexts.
“I sent my boss the roast and somehow got a raise. Either he has no idea it was from me, or he respects the hustle. Either way, 10/10.”
Jane D.
Mysteriously Promoted Employee
“My colleague cried laughing. Then actually cried. Then laughed again. The Savage tier is not for the faint-hearted. Perfect.”
Marcus K.
Certified Chaos Agent
“Read it aloud at the leaving party. Standing ovation. The victim laughed the hardest. This thing is genuinely genius.”
Priya M.
Office Party Coordinator
Someone in your life deserves a roast.
Birthday, leaving party, promotion, or just a random Tuesday. €4.99 €1.99 🎉 Limited launch offer.
FAQ
How personalized is it really?
Very. We use AI to weave your specific details — their habits, stories, job title, embarrassing moments — into every single joke. No two roasts are alike.
Will my colleague be offended?
That's the point. (You can choose Gentle, Medium, or Savage — so you control exactly how much carnage is unleashed.)
How long does it take?
~30 seconds after payment. Fill the form, pay €1.99 (launch price — was €4.99), and your roast appears. Share the link immediately.
Is this actually funny, or generic AI slop?
It's actually funny. We prompt the AI with all the specific details you provide so the jokes land because they're real. The more detail you give, the better the roast.