Fill in the dossier. We write the roast. They never see it coming.
Who are we roasting today?
The more dirt, the better the roast.
More specific = funnier roast. Really go for it.
How spicy should this get?
For the sign-off and your receipt.
We use the real details already in this form, so the teaser sounds like your actual roast instead of a throwaway demo.
No extra form. We pull the victim name, job, quirks, stories, relationship, and tone straight from your draft.
Inline teaser
🔥 This is just 3 lines. The full roast is ~20 lines of pure, personalized savage content.
Paywall moment
If these 2-3 lines already feel personal, the paid version turns the full story into a longer takedown built to be shared out loud or dropped straight into the group chat.
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